5 weird facts about Hitler

•Hitler had only one testicle. This one is interesting, considering most would say Hitler had fairly large gonads. Guess it was all just a show to make up for what he was actually missing. I had a difficult time figuring out how he only came to have 1 and it seems he may have been injured during WWI and had to have it removed. Seems they amputated his conscience along with it.




•Hitler dated, and got down with, his niece. Yes, it’s true. Geli was the daughter of Hitler’s half-sister. She was 23 at the time she committed suicide. Oh, wait. That might have been murder. But since the evidence pointed to Hitler, well, no charges were brought

•Hitler was one kinky Fuhrer. It is highly suspected that Hitler had unusual desires in the bedroom. Specifically, being urinated and defecated on. While this may sound like a joke, it’s been cited as probable by well-regarded historians. Believe it or not!




•Hitler’s first love was a girl he thought to be Jewish. This could explain it all, couldn’t it? When Hitler was 16 years old he fell for a girl named Stefanie Isak. He was obsessed. As you can imagine, it didn’t work out. Adolph used to fantasize about throwing himself off a bridge in despair – and killing her too. How romantic.





•Hitler invented the concept of the blow-up doll. Again, not a joke. Hitler wanted his soldiers to be able to have their needs met without getting involved with foreign women. So... he ordered plastic bodied femmes be created for them. Blonde hair, white skin, large breasts and lips, and whose, uh, stuff, would "feel absolutely real".

Random Shit about Eminem

Birth Name: Marshall Bruce Mathers III




Birthdate: October 17, 1972



Birthplace: Kansas City, Missouri



Occupations: Actor, Musician



Quote: "Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me."



Claim to Fame: Hit debut album, The Slim Shady LP (1999)



Significant Other(s):



Wife: Kimberly Mathers; high school sweethearts; Eminem filed for divorce August 2000; reconciled December 2000; Kim filed for divorce a few months later; divorce final October 2001



Family:



Mother: Debbie R. Mathers-Briggs; sued Eminem for $12 million for defamation, settled for $25,000



Daughter: Hailie Jade; born December 25, 1995; mother, Kim Mathers



Awards:



1999: MTV Video Music Award: Best New Artist, "My Name Is"



1999: Grammy: Rap Solo Performance, "My Name Is"



1999: Grammy: Best Rap Album, The Slim Shady LP



2003: Grammy: Best Rap Album, The Eminem Show



2003: Grammy: Best Short Form Music Video, "Without Me"



2003: Teen Choice Award: Choice Movie Actor-Dramatic/Action Adventure, 8 Mile



2003: Teen Choice Award: Choice Movie Breakout Star, 8 Mile



2003: MTV Movie Award: Best Male Performance, 8 Mile



2003: MTV Movie Award: Breakthrough Male Performance, 8 Mile



2003: Broadcast Film Critics Association Award: Best Song, Lose Yourself



2003: Oscar: Best Music, Original Song, Lose Yourself



2004: ASCAP Award: Most Performed Song from a Motion Picture, Lose Yourself



Factoids:



Raised in a Detroit ghetto



Discovered by Dr. Dre after calling into a radio station and rapping on the air



Education:



Lincoln High School, Warren, Michigan

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